Who am I?

Who am I?
Can I conceal myself for evermore?
Pretend I'm not the n00b I was before?
And must my name, until I die be no more than a way to hide?
Must I hide?
How can I ever face myself again?
How can I face my fellow man?
The Armory has all my gear
My n00bish talents you'll see I fear
But now is time
I have some epics
to reveal myself to you.
Who am I.... who am I? I'm M E R V Y N


Is it sad that I did not need to look up the song to to be able to parody it? (For those of you who don't know, it's from Les Miserables.)

Is it also sad that I've been planning this post for awhile?